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Holly.
22
Melbourne, VIC, AU
Below average in every aspect of life.
Can't grow a beard.
Can fit fist in mouth though.
My hobbies include; Blowing peoples minds on the guitar and with my singing capabilities, losing my job, drinking the tears of men from a gin bottle, having nightmares & having my tongue swell.

Let's be best friends.


Instagram: @ikilledpatrick
Twitter: i_killedpatrick
Facebook: /ikilledpatrck

nosdrinker:

hug your dogs for me

(via condomdreams)

letargico:

Alex Grey, Ecstasy

okaysizedbangtheory:

i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’

(Source: stevesfriend, via condomdreams)

alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

(Source: deluminator, via condomdreams)

rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

(via condomdreams)

londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

(via condomdreams)

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

"being interested in pop culture makes you vapid and unintelligent"

translation: im a miserable pissbaby. im deep because i smoke cheap cigarettes and take my coffee black. have u ever heard of friedrich nietzsche. im so alone.

(via condomdreams)